When Fantasy & Science Fiction LOST ITS DAMN MIND

Wednesday , 8, March 2017 12 Comments

No Conan the Barbarian.

Suppose, at one point in time, Hollywood suddenly decided that the only fiction movies worth making were fictional documentaries—documentaries about events that never occurred. A little license was granted in what fictional events could be at the core, but after that ONLY STRICT REALISM. In specific, Action Movies were ABSOLUTELY VERBOTEN.

And this decision was rigidly enforced by Studio Executives, and anyone who didn’t want to make fictional documentaries could never be involved in the movie industry ever again. And then rafts of directors, actors, screenwriters and such were fired, driven out of the business forever.

In this world, terrorists taking over a still-under-construction office tower in LA would be strictly and only about real FBI tactics and personalities, and plausible terrorist motives and actions. It specifically would NEVER be Die Hard.

No Die Hard. No Jaws. No Splash. No Brewster’s Millions. No Star Wars. No Indiana Jones.

Imagine how creatively bankrupt that Hollywood would be. Imagine all the movies that you’ve personally seen, that would be either massively altered or totally banned. Imagine how impoverished our culture would be.

Audiences would flee by the millions. Movies would become a tiny, obscure, niche entertainment, the domain of hardcore cinephiles in tiny clubs that always struggled and frequently went out of business. TV and radio would be king. They would dwarf movies in popularity and imaginativeness.


Criticism about the Silver Age isn’t about “Is TV better than movies?” or even “Should fictional documentaries even exist?”


Imagine taking a person from that world, and showing him Jaws or Star Wars or Die Hard. Imagine his jaw dropping, imagine his mind being blown. “I never KNEW movies could do this!”

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT JEFFRO’S APPENDIX N DID. That’s why “being Jeffroed” is even a thing.

I’m not saying Blue SF is bad, or that it should be banned. I’m saying the Silver Age was an extinction level event for Fantasy & Science Fiction, a meteor impact that killed off 99% of the genre. It deprived us of DECADES of material. Who knows how good it could have been? Who knows what books and stories were aborted, decades before they would even have been written?

The Pulp Revolution wants to restore all that. You can have your Blue SF—no one is trying to take it away. You can even write new Blue SF. None of us care.

But over here, this mad band of rebels is trying to Jurassic Park new Pulp into existence.

Because we’re not SATISFIED with fictional documentaries. We want Action Movies and comedies and space opera and cliffhanger serials and… and… and…

In the Silver Age, Fantasy & Science Fiction LOST ITS DAMN MIND. We’re just trying to put it back.

Jasyn Jones, better known as Daddy Warpig, is a host on the Geek Gab podcast, a regular on the Superversive SF livestreams, and blogs at Daddy Warpig’s House of Geekery. Check him out on Twitter.

  • James Sullivan says:

    Very, very well put. And props for mentioning Brewster’s Millions. I love that movie.

  • Bryce says:

    I prefer to think of it not as having lost its mind, but as having its heart ripped out and tossed aside.

  • deuce says:

    Yep, still thinking bloodless thoughts and working cold equations. Woohoo! Sign me up!

  • NARoberts says:

    Spot-on analogy, I think anyone could get the gist of the Pulprev if they were shown this.

  • Laurie says:

    Actually, Hollywood wasn’t that far off through the late 60’s/early 70’s. We had a few oddballs that snuck through, like Jaws and Rocky, movies that were fun and weren’t trying to be Art (and were huge hits). And then Star Wars came out and changed everything.

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  • terry1138 says:

    Excellent. well said.

  • B&N says:

    Again, comic books is a great analogy. Have your child read the sunday comics, then show him Calvin and Hobbes, and Little Nemo in Slumberland. They’ll freak and ask what happened.
    Then you can calmly explain to them that we all collectively agreed that large-size comic strips were selfish uses of newspaper space.

    • cirsova says:

      Funny how during wartime paper rationing, our grandpappies still got damn near a full page of Dick Tracy in full color on Sundays.

      Frankly, I think that making half of the paper funnies and going back to full page full color Sundays could be the one thing that could actually save print newspapers.

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      I’ve consistently said writers should ignore genre restrictions and write what they want.

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